thomasthetalkingengine:

remember that one episode of spongebob where he wanted to give up his life and live in the wild and so in response patrick hunted him

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that was fucked up

elaichi-cha:

k1mkardashian:

theuppitynegras:

brashblacknonbeliever:

boygeorgemichaelbluth:

youngblackandvegan:

baconflavoredpipedreams:

hylianears:

aiming for that 2016 black vote early

oh boy…

too early to call child protective services or….?

already fucked up by naming him kieran.

Just to add another layer of WTF, the name Kieran/Keiran means “black" or "little dark one" in Gaelic. The kid’s name is basically Black Romney.

Jesus please let this be a hoax.

guinness world records man: sir you have done nothing but do pushups from this one spot for 20 years with no rest. what drives you?
me, still doing pushups: i wanna push this planet out of the idiot solar system and into the horrifying abyss of the unknown universe and this is the only way I know how
world records man, in awe: [drops everything and instantly begins doing pushups next to me]

graffeti:

my grandma is angry at my grandpa because when they went to the doctors the lady asked what he was allergic to and he said his wife

snorunt:

hey….. Joey…..

passthecocaine:

the-hobbit-hair:

passthecocaine:

Excuse me but what is this doing in the potato tag

that does not look like a fucking potato to me

why were you in the potato tag

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thatsmoderatelyraven:

This has been made into a gif to make this scene seem deep and meaningful but it literally is the episode when they turn the krusty krab into a hotel and patrick doesn’t even know its a hotel and tries to buy a krabby patty and they’re like why did you even come