*gets period* *dentist pokes head through the window* ‘you’re bleeding because you dont floss enough’
so i was in class watching a movie when Buttfucker Cdfghucvk and i all my feels.. nobody understood my feels but then after class my teacher came up and was like “so, uh, i like your shoelaces” so i ate the shoelaces i ate the fucking
WHAT DOES THIS MEAN
my dash did a thing
EVERY CHARACTER IN THIS GAME IS TERRIFYING
this is a squirrel feeder and it’s possibly the best thing i’ve ever seen
Maybe one day I will be this happy.
why do people say “don’t be a pussy” when talking about weakness more like “don’t be a man’s ego” because you know there isn’t nothing more fragile than that
because “pussy” is the shortened form of the word “pusillanimous”, which means “timid, cowardly”
and not the slang word for the female genital region?
literally no one else knows this. nobody.
He’s just mad because he can’t acquire all the apple juice that I’m acquiring. (x)
the straight agenda
- "how do lesbians have sex"
- bad facial hair
- weed socks
- "IM NOT GAY!!!!"
- comparing their relationship to romeo and juliet